Why are you reading this? I am so completely uninteresting that it's mind-boggling, and you are wasting precious seconds of your life on this userinfo that is going to tell you absolutely nothing about me. Did you know that before I made this my userinfo, I hadn't updated it in three years? Isn't that sad? That is the kind of life I lead, folks, and look at you, reading about it. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
ICON DISCLAIMER: I am not an icon maker. I am, however, an icon whore. I collect icons and almost always forget to note down who I snitched them from. A very few of these icons were made for me, but most were not. If you recognise an icon as your own and want me to credit or would prefer I didn't use it, please don't hesitate to tell me.